HomoHop's ASSHOLEhttp://www.outhiphop.com/homohops-asshole/en-US2012-02-15T17:17:56ZSquarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)Boy!? girl!? TUCK BETTA! Is the new OHH reality show a trainwreck?http://www.outhiphop.com/homohops-asshole/2010/4/21/boy-girl-tuck-betta-is-the-new-ohh-reality-show-a-trainwreck.htmlOutHipHop.com2010-04-21T15:16:15ZLast week I had a terrible nightmare. My day started off normal as I went to my local Starbucks down the street to get my morning coffee. As I got back to my apartment I opened my laptop and checked my email and made some adjustments on a proposal for my 9-5.(Don't ask.Don't tell) Then I was feeling horny from not jacking off that morning so I proceeded to log in to my BGC account(That's Black. Gay. Chat. for all you dumb ass muthafuckas & old ass muthafuckas! i.e. Khalil Amani) Upon logging in, I got a disturbing image of Miss Methjazell's huge ass banner advertising her new bullshit album "Boy,girl,wackeva" I mean "Boy,girl,whateva".(Old habits die slow) I abruptly left the website as I felt my stomach turning inside out and went to outhiphop.com only to discover the dreadful,horrible news of Hotmess radio closing it's doors.

Darn it.(insert sarcasm) Well at least now Miss "Hotmess" Brown can finally pursue a full time career as a 911 dispatcher.As scrolled down the site checking out all the latest homohop press I couldn't believe to my horror that once again for the last episode of her show she had yep you guessed it...Miss I smoke crystal meth on my downtime Foxxjazell as a guest. So I decided to go to gaymusicrevolution.com to check out what was new and wouldn't it be my luck that damn tranny was the featured artist of the month. FUCK IT! I closed my laptop and picked up the latest Swerv magazine with ANTM's Isis King on the cover to read on my way to work. I was relieved to read a very insightful feature story about the new midwest out MC/spoken word artist Kaoz.(More on him later on) As I flipped thru the pages of Swerv I was really entertained by the articles and literature when I saw IT. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (Home Alone scream!!) Another advertisement for Methjazell's album followed by a favorable review.(Which she probably paid$$$ for.) Right then I pinched myself hoping to wake up from this nightmare.(Didn't work) I pinched myself again and accepted this as my own personal punishment for my very public dislike for this artist. I decided to give in and check out the hype for myself. So I downloaded the crap... I mean the album.(Illegally. I have my sources) To my surprise the album was decent and much more tolerable than any other project that she's released to date.(i.e. Pretty thugz,Introducing..methjazell) The best cuts were "hookup","reecee"(Which shamelessly samples Bry'nt's "Beat it up") & Ride or die boy remix. To say that Ashley Breathe & Last Offence worked wonders on this talentless train wreck would be a true understatement. I envision Lasto being in the studio baby feeding her each verse as Ashley Breathe spent hours and hours...shit maybe even days on trying to pitch correct Jazell's horrid Rihanna like vocals. As far as her live performance that's a WHOLE another aspect!!! I caught the performance of her performing "Reecee" with the assistance of Bry'nt on youtube. The outfit she was wearing made her look like a black tranny Kristie Alley trying to fit into a unflattering 3 sizes too small black Baywatch swimsuit(YES a few sit ups and crunches won't hurt at all!!) Plus her tuck was NOT TUCKED! She brags about having a big dick and it surely shows by her huge dick print! MY SUGGESTION..... either cut it off or duct tape that anaconda cuz that shit is disgusting!! Overall, she still has a lonnnnnnnnnng ass way to go before I can take her seriously as an artist.(Or a woman for that matter.)

In more pleasing homohop news, I was very pleased and proud to see one of my favorite lesbian MCs getting her props from Las Vegas City Life Magazine as one of the best MCs in the city.(The best in the westcoast in my opinion) She is constantly being slept on and I encourage any real hip hop fans to check her out on myspace. Believe me after listening to just one song you'll be hooked like Twizza on Coke.

Kaoz-"Natives are restless" This kid has been on the scene for a cool minute but he is brand spanking new to the homohop scene. I welcome this artist with open arms( and open mouth). This track is the track that stood out to me. His flow puts me in the mindset of Fatlipp from the 90s hip-hop group Pharcyde. Normally I'm against anything that's too old school but for this kid it works for him. I'm looking forward to hearing more from him in the near future. HOT SHIT! SUCCESS!

Shorty Roc featuring Bone Intell "Brooklyn's Finest" If this is Brooklyn's Finest than it's a valid reason why NY MCs have lost there touch in hiphop. This track sounds outdated and unmastered. The delivery and the flow is there but that's about it. This sounds like Shorty and Bone were just bored and decided to get in the booth and do a freestyle session throwing a couple of lyrical jabs here and there at other homohoppers. That's all fine and dandy but this track doesn't inspire me. It doesn't make me wanna bop my head. It doesn't wow me in the least. It DOES make me wanna take a huge relaxing newspaper in hand...SHIT. WACK SHIT! WACK SHIT!

J.R. Queen of all Crap music "Marry me boy" Really? Seriously?! How about we get it annulled and save the pain of a divorce. This kid needs to audition for the next season of Logo's "The Big Gay Sketch show" because his music (if you wanna call it that) is pure comedy. WEAK SHIT! WACK SHIT! FAIL! FAIL!

Young Shon " When the beat pop off" This is what the FUCK I'm talking about! Lyrics. SUCCESS! Delivery.SUCCESS. Production. Coulda been better but overall SUCCESS! His punchlines and clever flow and delivery really fell into place with this beat. Granthm.Last Offence. Benni E. Prince Ca...The Hunchback of Cali. Watchout! There is a new lyricist on the block. Step your pen game up.

Red Martinez featuring Dela Cruz "Shuddup honkey"-Apparently one might think changing his or IT's name from Psycho Sexy to Red Martinez will magically pull the wool over our eyes. Apparently when I did last month's segment of M.I.A. "Where da hell u at?" Dela Cruz didn't stop to think of making a comeback on a QUALITY track from a QUALITY artist(not a candidate for mental disability) I personally like the name Psycho Sexy. It fits this artist very well. It also explains what state of mind he's in when he records his "music". (The Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland comes to mind or even Jeffery Dahmer)This artist can be whoever he wants to be and WHAT ever he wants to be. He can change his name numerous times.He can be black,white,purple.....BUT remember this just because you pour syrup on shit doesn't make it pancakes. FAIL! FAIL! DEAD! 6 FEET UNDER!

M.I.A."Where the hell u at?"

Screamclub-Who can forget this colorful lesbian hip hop duo. It's been a minute since we heard from them. Yeah sure they are far from being skilled lyricists but as a fan that's seen their live shows they keep you entertained.Sadly, these two chicas have been M.I.A. since early 2008 from the homohop scene.

Mz. Fountaine- I had the pleasure of seeing her in the early days of the legendary Homorevolution tour. She is one of the very few UK MCs that I can really appreciate. Not only does she wow me with her flow but also with her singing voice. Plans of a new album was stated on her website in 2007 shortly after the homorev tour but that was the was last we heard from the UK rapper.

It was recently brought to focus that there is a new homohop reality show on the rise.(again)The train wreck ...I mean the show is called "Can you change the game?" This show is slated to be a part of the fall lineup on the new urban network Embrace.(The urban version of LOGO) I was excited and prepared to even reach out to the producers to see how I could be involved as a judge until I realized it was a DJ Swanny Rivers driven vehicle. (Crickets chirping) Don't get me wrong I have nothing against Fatman Scoop ...I mean Swanny Rivers but this is the same guy that claimed and testified to Outmobb being the next best thing to "Change the game". That turned out to be a complete train wreck as members went their separate ways and even at one point beefed with him and in some cases each other.(Not to mention the physical altercation that happen between Swanny & Medino Green.( Hmmmm I smell a lovers quarrel. Who was the top and who was the bottom? LOL.) Then came the rumors of Swanny sleeping with J.R. (a noted enemy of former Outmobb member Bry'nt) This project has HOTMESS written all over it.( even without the assistance of Laurica Brown) This show seems like all the ingredients straight from the cutting board of TMZ with a spice of Jerry Springer. Hopefully I'm wrong cause this will be great for the movement ....but you remember what happen to the boy who cried wolf? Until next time homohoppers. Time reveals all.

]]>"Homohop is knocking on the door of mainstream"http://www.outhiphop.com/homohops-asshole/2010/3/18/homohop-is-knocking-on-the-door-of-mainstream.htmlOutHipHop.com2010-03-19T02:30:24ZI write this blog and I make no apologies for being late with it. The month of February for homohop was boring and lackluster. It sucked like Mariah Carey's last 2 albums and a live performance of Rihanna WITHOUT backup singers. To add to that I had some legal issues that had to deal with. Between seeing Cali's Hunchback releasing MORE diss tracks. (Dude...girly man give it a rest! We know you rhyme circles around Bry'nt and Twizza. Challenge yourself and release a diss track to Bone Intell. (Now that would be interesting!) Even that ole' ass man who writes at least 3 long winded blogs a day that no one reads besides the Hunchback artist that he manages approached me about doing a blog with him to talk about Bry'nt's ex lover putting him on blast in a youtube video.(Seriously?!) Then I go over to Worldstarhiphop.com and see Methjazell's huge dick print flashed all in her "Wack or die” video. I'm sorry I meant "Ride or die boy" video. (Old habits die slow.) It wasn't until recently that I was on that same website and checked out a new gay battle rapper (A real one!) that sparked my interest in doing a new blog. This dude was going toe to toe. Bar for bar at some wack Asian dude in a battle. He killed it on so many levels. He put a smile on my face. (Something that happens very RARELY when it comes to the topic of gay rappers.) The rapper's name is
Dappa Dan Midas. Believe me when I say that this kid is the TRUTH!!

Sometimes when I have free time or there's possibly no other way I can waste my time..... I will take time to listen to latest homohop projects that I see potential in. (Or not)

Anye Elite-"Sneak Peak' mixtape- Seeing this kid in his interviews and youtube videos you get the feel of a modern day Tevin Campbell. Listening to his music not so much. The album starts off with "I got him" and sets the mood for a Trey Songs meets Tyga type of feel. At times his voice is a little cracky but still bearable. "Icon", "Exclusively", "I should be crying” & "I got him" remix are the standout tracks while the rest of the album are barely album fillers. This kid shines mostly on tracks where he is spitting verses & singing the hooks. The production at times was wack and out dated. Also I would have loved to see more features to see how he rides the track with other artists. He needs to venture out on the next project for more up to date production and a few collabos won't hurt either.

J.Knight- "The mixtape before the cd" Before listening to this mixtape J.Knight has always been a better visual artist that I rather look at than listen to. He made me a believer with this mixtape. I’mma just keep this simple and short. Dude you got madd skills on the mic but you need to leave the bedroom and step into a real booth and get yo shit mixed & mastered. End of discussion.

Mr. Teary- "My life Barbie" I think I can say that Gabby Sidibe's signature style is unique and sometimes pathetic. I'm not hating. He shits on mostly all of the other transgender rappers lyrically but that's where it stops. Honestly I liked him better in the movie Precious.....My bad wrong bitch. The beat is wack. The delivery is wack. The song content is wack. (WTF is my life Barbie? MY life-size bear would make a better title.) Here's an idea you should take up a career as a ghost writer that way we don't have to hear you shout "Whoooooo!" all in the damn speakers! WACK SHIT! WACK SHIT!

Loco Menaji ft Bry'nt - "The Take over freestyle” was a hot shitty mess. Even the Pornstar couldn't save this train wreck from derailing. Loco sounds like and LOOKs like the unwanted child of Psycho Sexy & Nicki Menaji. WACK SHIT! WACK SHIT!

Last Offence, Nano Reyes, Shorty Roc ft. Methjazell- Ride or Die boy remix was very impressive.(Mostly due to the fact that I always pushed the stop button before Methjazell's verse) Lasto shined the most on this one. Surprise! Surprise! Shorty Roc held his own and Methjazell came thru with lyrics that I'm sure Lasto penned for her. Nano Reyes was just there but it gave a different and better element than the original version. Can't wait to see the video.

Kynmac- "Boys,boys,boys" Hear me LOUD & CLEAR!!! Just cuz you’re gay and there is a genre called gay hiphop does not mean you need to pick up a mic. (Instead why not pick up a dick. Preferably mine.)
WACK SHIT! WACK SHIT!

M.I.A. "Where da hell you at?"

Diamond Diva is one the first down south fem rappers that I actually took seriously. Her flow delivery and stamina is wicked and very rare for a down south rapper. Never meet her in person but I've heard from various people that have met her describes her as Lamar Odum with a hint of those annoying ass faggets from "In living color's Men on Film". Come back to the game and represent for the fem movement.

Deadlee may lack complex rhyme skills like his peers but he is still a pioneer of homohop. Don’t get me wrong he's being around the last couple of years managing artists but he hasn't step to the mic or released an album in years. Besides a minor beef he had with Bone Intell that he quickly shied away from, (Very very smart move) he has been M.I.A. from the mic.

Dela Cruz is another west coast artist that was very instrumental in the Homorevolution tour days with her hit song "Gay Pride". I had high hopes for this Stud rapper. So I ask the question where is she? Did she get arrested for a drive-by? Has her green card expired? What's the deal?

El Don is a cat not many people may remember as the sexy chocolate east coast Philly rapper that had madd skills and madd sex appeal back in 03-06. Wonder what happen to him? Oh nevermind! Bry'nt has stepped in to to fill that void.

As I close out this month I recalled having a brief but interesting word with a radio Dj friend of mine about how gay hip hop is becoming harder and harder for the mainstream to ignore. He told me that cats are watching and waiting for the money to start rolling in before anybody takes a risk of giving that ill gay rapper a co-sign. He even told me about a certain popular down south rapper that has eyes on a few homohoppers to see if they can spark any regional $uce$$ on their own before an offer is made. Point blank, homohoppers you have 2 options.

Option 1: You can work hard and make your own moves and your own fanbase all while building your brand and releasing quality music for the masses. Selling your music independently or giving it away for free like a dumb ass.

Option 2: You can brag about how you rap and about how you're constantly slept on. Release one track once a year all while claiming that you are the hottest thing since 50 cent .Take up hosting a blog talk radio show with another "misery loves company no name rapper" and talk shit about artists that are doing what your tired ass should be doing.

I'm just sayin. Until next time or whenever the fuck I feel like writing another blog again. If you felt offended go host a bullshit radio show with 1 listener and dedicate the whole hour to how much of an asshole I am or better yet release a shittape(Old habits die hard) I mean mixtape full of disses that no one will listen to even if you paid them.

]]>Downfall of a pornstar, lesbian MCS & who is Mickey Skillz really??!http://www.outhiphop.com/homohops-asshole/2010/1/29/downfall-of-a-pornstar-lesbian-mcs-who-is-mickey-skillz-real.htmlOutHipHop.com2010-01-29T19:20:38ZI am not ashamed to admit when I think something is too funny or just downright pathetic. About a month ago, Homohop's Cokeman(Twizza) invited Homohop's asshole(yours truly) to go on his miserable underrated lackluster chat room that he refers to as his "radio show" that no one listens to. (Unless if you are Last Offence or Laurica"HotMess" Brown. The only 2 people that EVER call in to that "show" and the only two people that listens to that "show".) Of course I declined. I explained I'm a blogger and I don't do interviews. I do blogs and I inform the public of wack rappers. I guess the Cokeman didn't like my answer because he dedicated a whole show to me and ASSbitch Black (That other faceless BS blogger) I would like to personally say thank you but next time please go on the DJ dirty show or even that hot mess radio show that you've made numerous appearances on .........I mean phone calls to. At least people are actually listening to those shows and I can gain more hits to my blog. He continued on with his rant to say he thinks I'm not a real person but thatI'm some miserable homohop rapper that is bitter.(The Original comes to mind) I WAS INSULTED! HOW COULD HE ?! He then went down the list of suspects.....Pam Jones,Methjazell,Mr. Teary, The Hunchback of Cali a.k.a. princess cat(I will speak on her later), Camilo from Outhiphop.com, Deadlee, Melange Lavonne, Johnny Dangerous, Qpid, Big Nugg and a few other homohoppers. I must admit I was rolling as he and his Avatar looking cohost Mr. Jones tried to figure me out like it was the Salem witch hunt of 2010. Who's Mickey Skillz.?! Really?! He even invited Last Offence and Laurica in the chatroom AGAIN to discuss this.LOL. Trust me Cokeman just cause you don't see me at any of these homohop events doesn't mean I'm ghost. I never see or hear anything about you outside of atlanta. Are YOU a real person? I will show up when I please and you will never know when,where or how. Think of me as the Homohop "gossip girl". Heard but rarely seen. Now go take you a line of Snow White and a bottle of Hennesey and go back to hosting your little "radio show".

Well just when I was about to say FUCK IT on doing a blog this month I was informed of a new hot new diss track aimed at the Hunchback of Cali(Princess Cat) and the Queen of all CRAP music(J.R.)by the pornstar Bry'nt called "Unstoppable/Malibu Coconut remix". It was hot and much better than the original Malibu Coconut. This kid has upgraded from jacking industry tracks to downright robbing tracks from fellow homohoppers with way less talent and skill.(Pam Jones) This diss track was hot but the youtube video that J.R released exposing Bry'nt was very DAMAGING. (Bill clinton/R.kelly /Michael Jackson damaging) The evidence was very in your face and left very little room for denial from the pornstar. Even Dj doo dirty discussed this in detail on his show. What J.R. lacks in flow delivery, style, talent, looks and overall existence in homohop really doesn't matter in this case because he has put Bry'nt out as a big liar. To make matters worst the Hunchback of Cali came back with a response track "Attitude on fuck it" where she lyrically destroys Bry'nt as she questions the pornstar's close relationship with his overweight unattractive 45 year old manager Kenny Knight.(I coulda told you that!) What person is going to invest that much time,money and energy into someone's else's career (that's not mainstream or signed) and not get SOMETHING out of it. Anyways the pornstar released a diss track immediately right after to hush up those damn rumors called "Fucked Raw" which was good as he questioned why the Casper looking rapper was still releasing diss tracks despite having a lover who is on his death bed and her public battle with multiple sclerosis. (MESSY) I propose that the Hunchback and Bry'nt duke it out on the mic preferably on youtube,ustream or some radio show. I would pay good money to see that. Hell I would love to be one of the judges. Loser has to fuck J.R. raw on CAMARA!

On to the music.......

I can finally say there is a whole new breed of lesbian rappers that I'm hearing about thanks to shows and sites like hotmessradio, bent radio and gaymusic revolution.

Siya -who I've heard countless cats cosign this girl and I started to see why after heard a couple of hot tracks from her. Word on the streets is her shit is even getting spins on Hot 97 in NY. Check her out out she real NICE on the mic.

Lady Lust- who I've known about for a minute but she is starting to make a major buzz over here in Southern California. This broad sound like a nigga on the mic.(No shade.No tea.) Plus she holds her wieght real tight with her flows.

J Blakk- is a beast!!(looks like one too) She has convinced me that she is a force to be dealt with. Her song "Beat it up" is the truth. This is one chick I would not want to run into in a dark alley.

Also I'm going to start doing a section in my blog called "M.I.A. Where da hell u at?"

Shorty Roc -the dwarf rapper disappeared from the scene after Bry'nt demolished him with the "Fall deep " diss track early last year. (And that's exactly what he did. He FELL DEEP out of the homohop game)

Dutchboy- I've actually meet this dude doing the early days of homohop when I actually came out to shows and supported good quality homohop music. Love this guy.The openly bi-rapper has been M.I.A. since "Pick up the Mic" premiered on Logo in 06'

Kay dee Redd- the original 1st trans rapper that came long before fox j. picked up a meth pipe, Mr Teary picked up a cheese burger and Pam jones started jacking whole verses from unsuspecting female rappers. I remember going to club 112 in atlanta back in the day and hearing the dj bumping her music.

Looks like 2010 is going to be a good year for homohop afterall.(Let's just limit all the silly PR stunts. PLEASE!) With the opportuntity of getting more exposure on venues like gaymusic revolution, Logo, hotmess radio,da doo dirty show and other new web shows like the new JustzO show(Eastcoast knockoff of ghettoviews. Complete with yet another host with a fucked up grill!!!) there is NO reason for artists to bitch about not getting enough attention from the media. Until next month homohoppers. Let me get back in the studio and drink my haterade because sercretly "they" say I'm really a bitter rapper a.k.a. the gay version of the MAD RAPPER. lol.

]]>The 2009 ASSHOLE AWARDS!!!http://www.outhiphop.com/homohops-asshole/2010/1/3/the-2009-asshole-awards.htmlOutHipHop.com2010-01-03T11:07:13ZThe 2009 ASSHOLE AWARDS!!!

Hey everybody it's everyone's favorite asshole bringing you the last blog of 2009! I'm so happy this year has come to an end. While I'm on the subject of asshole I'm sitting here at a diner in downtown SD (San Diego) on New Year's Eve utilizing the free wifi but pissed at the waiter who can't get my fucking order right. In classic Mickey Skillz "asshole" swag.... I will continue to order food off the menu. (lots of it!) Enjoy it. Devour it. And leave. WITHOUT paying the bill. I don't pay for crap service or the food that comes along with it. I deal with enough crap listening to the latest homohop music or going to go see Rhianna LIVE! (Hey the dude I was fuckin' wit is a big fan so I had to go in order to get sum ass and later never call him again. Sorry Melvin.) So it is my honor to give out awards for the 1st ever ASSHOLE Awards. 2009 was a crazy and interesting year for homohop and this is just a recap of it.

The TRUTH AWARD goes to the cat that I believed brought realness to the game and always served the TRUTH. > BONE INTELL
Runner up Benni E.

Take 'yo ass to rehab award is deserving of the artist that is talented (some cases semi-talented) but just can't kick the habit or even admit to having a habit. > TWIZZA
(Runner-up Methjazell)

Damn Bitch!! You can spit award goes to the MC that showed lyrical stamina that would make KRS and Twista blush. > Benni E.

Close runner up Mack Mistress and Qpid (a WHOLE different kind of spit)

Wack rapper of the year award goes to the one artist that has time after time gave the public one wack project after another only to be met with a # FAIL!!!! >QPID (The only mic this kid needs to be near is a dick. Preferably a big one because I hear he is a power bottom with no walls.)
Close Runner-ups> Pam Jonez, Psycho Sexy and J.R. the queen of all CRAP music

Sexiest dude in HOMOHOP award goes to the artist that has overall sex appeal and provides me with constant wet dreams of me hittin' it from behind RAW. > BRY'NT
Close Runner ups> Drew Mason and Last offence

The illest mixtape of the year award goes to the artist that had unbelievable beats, flows, collabs and content throughout the whole cd. >NOT 4 NONPROFIT BY LAST OFFENCE
Close runner-ups> Cali's Don Cheetah by Prince Cateyez and Raising above the negatives by Granthm

STEP YO MUTHAFUCKIN' PEN GAME UP CUZ YO SHIT IS GARBAGE award goes to the rapper who may have hot beats and flows(even if they are stolen) but the pen game is on E!!! > PAM JONES (Please for 2010 no more jacked lil' kim verses.)

Close runnerups> Methjazell and Lester Greene

Pinkslip award because your services are no longer needed goes to an artist that may have had an equal opportunity a year ago but with all the newbies on the scene with fresh and better talent. (not to mention production.) Your position in homohop is terminated INDEFINITLY!!
Duo award goes to both YUNG ESO & THE ORIGINAL

Close runnerups> Mr. Teary and Twizza

I'm bout to shut it down in this BITCH!!(Rookie award) goes to an artist that shows promise and possibly a threat to less skill rappers in the game >MEDINO GREEN
Close runner up> Anye Elite

Go sit your ass down cause you are a HOT SIZZLIN' MESS award goes to the artist or person that you wish would just banish from the homohop scene for eternity.> Psycho Ugly...I mean Psycho Sexy
Close runner up > Khalil Amani

Well as 2009 comes to an end I can't help but think of all the weird, great & crazy shit that happen this year. Homohop still has a looooooooong way to go before being takin' seriously by the mainstream. 2009 saw the debut of new rappers like Drew Mason, Mack Mistress, Anye Elite, Ms. Jonz, Medino Green, Lola Mazarati and Benni E. 2009 also had sum of the biggest FAILs as well.......Pretty thugz, The Original, Bry'nt's Pornstar 2, Qpid, Alize Jenkins's grill, outmusicinsider.com and Twizza passing out on a radio show titled "The Evolution of Twizza".(He needs to evolve from being a drunk/drug addict to an artist that we can all take seriously) 2009 also had the BIGGest artists that stepped on the scene in a BIG way....Mr. Teary. Infinite, Swanny Rivers. Of course we can't forget the scandals that brought attention to the genre for better or worse..... Pam Jones getting butt fucked by 18 niggas and claimin' it wasn't sumthin she enjoyed. (Look up her song "Out of control)....Methjazell bragging on the radio about how she put it back thurr for Chingy (TMI!!!!).....Alize Jenkins putting Big Nugg on Blast for his lack of support of urban out hiphop artists on his now FAILED website......Twizza becoming Atlanta’s mascot for Coca Cola (sniff. sniff. I bet he had a white Christmas this year.)LOL.......Khalil Amani exposin' Last Offence for smellin like str8up ass and Miss Bry'nt for being a diva @ the legendary Shade 45 showdown.......Q.B. of the HotMess getting arrested for gun charges.....Feloni for threatenin' to sue Gayhiphop because she all of sudden wants to turn the knob to OFF on her lesbianism. LOL. (Check her song "Pussi can") Yes they kept us talking, laughin', thinking and even sayin' "Damn what a dumbass!" Hopefully 2010 will have less of this and more good homohop music. Later, I'm bout to close my Dell laptop and dash out the door before that waiter comes back and wonders why I still haven't made any attempts to pay this bill despite me finishing my meal 45 minutes ago. Until next month I'm out for 2009!!!!

]]>Mixtapes, Beef & Coke!!http://www.outhiphop.com/homohops-asshole/2009/11/29/mixtapes-beef-coke.htmlOutHipHop.com2009-11-29T20:22:59ZGreetings muthafuckas! For the 1st time and a lonnnnnnnnnnnng ass time I'm actually excited to write this blog. Maybe it's the fact that certain homohoppers that only up to this point I had a sexual interest in have stepped up their pen game to a new level.(Princess Cat) It could be that I find it very funny that certain MCs can talk a lotta shit on YouTube but will bitch the fuck up and shut the fuck up when real life goons wanna "holla at them"(Deadlee) Could it also be the fact that I find humor in the homohop's senior citizen's blog calling me out on a grammar mistake that I neglected to correct or renaming Atlanta's Twizza the Cokeman to SNL's genderfuck "Pat"? Perhaps it's the fact that I'm really excited that homohop has a real promising MC to rep for the tranneys?(Lola Mazaratti) Or it could be the fact that a no-name, ugly, overweight, blotchy skin fagget, 20 something(but could easily pass for 30 somethingg) hotmess photographer tried to give me my 10o'clockk news?(david laugh) What a joke.

Mixtapes- Prince Cateyez has made a homohop classic with "Cali's Don cheetah". The track that first came to my undivided attention was the comical but lyrical assault "No threat to me" Twizza a.k.a the Cokeman a.k.a. "Pat" diss. There are other bangers like "Oh yeah 09","Hard 4 a fem" &"Misbehave" (Thanks for the shout out) I know Atlanta is the home of the Coca Cola company but I never knew that Twizza would go to such extreme measures to rep this hard for his city. (sniff.sniff) This mixtape has been in my ipod since it dropped.(Unlike the Prettythugs mixtape which was deleted IMMEDIATELY after the first listen to that bullshit from fear of it contaminating' the rest of my playlist with wackness!!!)SUCCESS!!!

Bone Intell "Lay with me" from his "I am Legion" ep.-I received a advance copy of this track a couple of weeks ago and I had to listen to it a couple of times before I could determine it was a Bone Intell track and not a T-pain knockoff. The production is really top of the line and the song is very commercial. I'm still kinda scratching my head because I don't know where or how Bone wants to be perceived by the public with a track like this that is a far,far, fetch from the stick-up kid persona, pop-a-cap- in yo ass "I'm gone get at you my dude" Bone that was choppin it up with Kayslay on shade45 . Overall it's a banger. SUCCESS!!

Medino Green " forget about me"- This kid is the certified T.R.U.T.H.!! This track reminds me of pure 90s eastcoast wit a new modern day style. His delivery is much more complex and lyrically inviting than his outmob "pornstar" buddie. He has a certain sex appeal about his flow that comes thru to the listener without having to use an unnecessary deep voice register like other eastcoast homohoppers.(He also doesn't have to take off his shirt or talk endlessy about sex to sell his sex appeal. This kid just has it.)SUCCESS!!

Lola Mazaratti "Pretty Money"-When I heard the "T" on the scene about their being a new tranney rapper my first thought was "somebody hand me some earplugs!! NOW!" When I checked my twitter and saw that Twizza the cokeman(sniff.sniff) as well as Medino Green(Bry'nt's future successor) cosignin' on this chick. I decided to take a risk and listen to her track. I was blown away at the delivery and overall confidence of Miss Lola. This chick made it very clear to ANYONE that she is in a league of her own with no contenders. The way she switched up her phrases and catchy delivery made me feel like twizza after doing the last line of coke. (I WANTED MORE!!!) I immediately took to twitter and took the liberty of serving up all the other tranney rappers(if you wanna call them that) their official #wackrapperpinkslips.) Lola "the tranney truth" Mazaratti will be releasing her mixtape by mid to late Dec. (Let the countdown begin.)

Videos- I would like to take this time out to give congrats to Melange Lavonne, Johnny Dangerous & Kin4life(Wasn't they up for the same video last year for best of 08?) for being nominated for best videos of 09 on LOGO.

Beef. It has long being a celebrated factor in the art of hip-hop so it is no surprise that beef has found it's way in homohop. This past year we've seen real life homohop beefs. (Bry'nt vs. Shorty Roc, Prince Cateyez vs. Twizza) We've seen WTF? beefs ( Deadlee vs. Bone Intell,Nanoreyes,Last offence....FUCK IT!...the whole eastcoast homohop scene) We've seen blogger beefs(Mickey " the asshole" Skillz vs. Khalil "the ole' man" Amani) We've seen wack rapper beefs (Foxxjazell vs. Pam Jones & the Original) With the certain turn of events that started out as Prince Cateyez calling out Twizza on his drug habit. How the hell did we go from that to Deadlee threatening Eastcoast rappers to stay off his turf on a recent episode of Ghettoviews? As the asshole of the community it's completely out of character to say this but this must come to a end. Beefs are entertaining,comical,hurtful but they should never get to the point where they become DEADLEE. Our community is not big enough (or strong enough) to handle a gay Biggie/tupac beef. Keep it on wax. There is no reason for you to fly from one coast to another coast without the intention of performing but solely 'cause you wanna "holla at somebody". There should be no reason for you to make threats on youtube unless you plan on carrying them out.(This isn't one of your movies. Only cut you'll hear is a bullet cutting into your flesh) Reel talk. I'm bout to take advantage of black friday. Until next month muthafuckas.

]]>2010! Hurry up & get your ass here. NOW!!http://www.outhiphop.com/homohops-asshole/2009/10/29/2010-hurry-up-get-your-ass-here-now.htmlOutHipHop.com2009-10-30T00:52:02ZEarlier on today as I took my little nephew out shopping for a costume, I started to think what will be more terrifying this Halloween. Watching a horror flick with the dude I'm fuckin' or listening' to sum of the latest batch of homohop music that's recently being released. Decisions. Decisions. I decided to torture myself and my ears and go with the latter.

Usually with me I'll grab me a cup of coffee and dedicate a whole two hours to listenin' to music on my PC with my headphones on.(Preferably the Da Doo Dirty show or Dj Sirah's new radio show) So let's get right into it.

BENNI E-"Fat on a workout plan" ....This song is ideal for the big girl in charge! I love how she uses this song to promote working out all while flowing with a sick Missy/Twista type of style and having fun all at the same time. (Mr. Teary take notes.)SUCCESS!

Lester Greene- "I get excited".........more of the possibility of seeing his sex tape than I do listening to his unbearable wack music. WTF?! Who taught this kid how to rap? P.diddy? Vanilla Ice? Kool Mo Dee? FAIL!

Anye Elite-"Icon"........ this kid got it! The looks. The skills. The voice. This kid is like an upgrade of Solomon(without autotune ) This song among others of his makes me believe what he is singing or rapping. (Yes he does both.)Soulful and on point. SUCCESS!

Hot Chyna ft. Q.B.-"Flip ya bang"........If ya'll know me ya'll know that I'm an asshole not a hater so I can't hate on Miss Hot Chyna. As a matter of fact I was surprised that she actually has skillz on the mic up until now she was just known as an obsessed Soulja boy groupie. I'm even impressed with Q.B. of the hotmess...I mean Midwest. This track is hot. Maybe the fems have something more to offer to the game instead of ambushing Benni E. in a dark alley and throwing a decent wig and makeup on her. SUCCESS!

Vicious ft. Mr. Teary and King Jabbar "I'm ill"..........I was sent this track awhile ago and my first reaction was to delete it immediately and deny that I ever received it. However I gave it a listen and to be completely honest. Mr. Teary had the hardest delivery and lyrics. King Jabbar was ok and Vicious was just there taking up space. (Is he a tranny 'cause he sure is hell sound like one? Methjazell, Pam take notes.) I'm not too crazy about the Lil'wayne sample or the track itself. Overall this track could be reworked again. (Without Vicious!!!!) FAIL!

Blou"Pillow princess"...........Here is another new artist that is breathing fresh air in this suffocated industry. I may be a gay man but I can appreciate a hot lesbian "all you can eat"song especially one like this that is on point production and quality wise .(Also I can relate because I eat out enough boy "pussy" to know what a Pillow Prince is.) My only problem with this song is that it's too damn short. There's no climax.( No pun intended) SUCCESS!

Qpid "Lookin boy" remix (Deadlee, Methjazell, Princess Cat, Solomon, Johnny Dangerous, Mr. Teary diss)......Somebody sent this bullshit to me and I listened to it out of pure boredom. Isn't this the same kid I meet a year ago at a party in SD bragging to me about how every guy wants him and that he's the "FREAKIEST BOI EVA!"(Naturally my horny ass wanted to find out) So I called his bluff & took him to the nearest bathroom, gave him $20 and busted a coupla nuts in his mouth.Yep he got that ill deep throat. I can't even hate. Now as far as his rap skills that's WHOOOOOOLE another story. This song lacked originality, substance, delivery and oh yeah I almost forgot.....talent. FAIL! FAIL! FAIL! FAIL! FAIL! KEVIN FEDERLINE FAIL!! Whitney Houston on crack FAIL!!!!(Also you better watch yourself QPid cause Mr. Teary looks like he could eat a meal or 3 and you could possibly be the main entree for a bitch pie.)

As far as people saying I don't get out that often or I don't support the movement in person.(Ole' ass Khalil Amani & the faceless hiding in the closet case Assburn Bitch) I was on hand for the San Diego Music Awards last month and I had the pleasure of seeing MC Flow accept her award for Best Hip-hop act. This chick is seriously underrated and doesn't get the shine she needs and is deserving of. Plus her live shows are "different" but lyrically spellbinding not to mention entertaining.

So far 2009 has been so-so in the music industry and we are near the end of the 4th quarter. I can't wait to welcome 2010 with open arms. I really wish we could skip over Nov. and Dec. The Homohop scene has been lagging lately and all the hottest albums won't be coming out until next year. (More than half of those "albums" or eps or mixtapes) I'm a certifed hip-hop fan but sometimes I wish that mixtapes would just banish and go on a 10 year vacation because everybody and I do mean EVERYBODY thinks that releasing a mixtape is the easy street to hip-hop success. Sure there are the success stories like Bry'nt's"Pornstar 1" Every mixtape Bone Intell puts out, Last Offence's "Not 4 non-profit" Granthm's "Rising Above the Negatives" just to name a few. Then their are the mixtapes that should have never been released or conceived like Bryn't's "Pornstar2" Every mixtape that J.R. has ever made, Pretty Thugz "T.K.O. 1-2-3" Yung Eso & the Original "Swagga shop". Point Blank. We need to get back to releasing albums of ORIGINAL material. (I'm gonna scream like a bottom getting fucked in the ass with no lube if I hear one more rapper remake "A milli") As I sign off I sincerely would like to say if I have offended you in any way or fashion please believe me when I say.......FUCK U AND GET OVER IT!

]]>Bitch ass bloggers, punks ass djs & rappers who CAN'T accept the truth!!http://www.outhiphop.com/homohops-asshole/2009/9/22/bitch-ass-bloggers-punks-ass-djs-rappers-who-cant-accept-the.htmlOutHipHop.com2009-09-22T14:43:05ZGreetings and salutations to all my faithful followers. Sum of you idiots don't seem to understand that I'm a asshole for a reason. Not a gimmick. Sum of you stupid ass niggas tend to forget that I'm a hip-hop fan 1st and I would rather be tortured by listenin' to a Cateyes cd followed by every cd that J.R.(QUEEN OF GAY MUSIC) has ever released before I will allow you to disgrace a genre that is already in critical condition thankx to Soulja boy, Diddy & most recently Kanye Mess...I mean West. Last month I received a great deal of "Fuck yous" and "we don't need yous". I appreciate the hate and hostility. Face it mutha fuckas denial is sometimes harder to deal with than str8 out rejection cause everybody in ya camp tell you what you wanna hear & not what you NEED to hear. They don't and won't tell you "Bry'nt yo shit is hot but we gone need you to give us something more cause this Pornstar 2 seems like tracks that got cut but that coulda been on Pornstar 1. Homie you can do so much bigger & better." "Foxxjazell you may have a hot song on the charts & on the radio right now but we need you step it up WAYYYYY UP on your lyrics and flow delivery & please don't try to sing on any other tracks. PLEEEEEEASE!" "Benni E. you hot and all but girl you need a stylist in yo life and a lil' bit of makeup and lipstick don't hurt nobody". I speak the truth and nothing but the truth.

BITCH ASS BLOGGERS.(Not to be confused with ASSHOLE bloggers..yours truly)
Apparently Khalil Amani has escaped from the nursing home and is running off at the mouth again. Out of respect for my elders I've held my tongue slighty with you but you need to know when it is time to sit ya old ass down and sip sum lemonade or play bingo with your fellow senior citzens. Apparently you got me confused with Last Offence... old man. Apparently you haven't heard that I've seen various homohop acts all OVER THE WORLD before you were wearing Depends.(Nigga you probably have never left U.S. soil) While I agree with a lot your rants and point of views I've never came at you sidewayz.(Out of respect for my elders) However, nigga you keep pushin' me to bring to the light the REAL reason you take such an interest in this GAY hiphop movement. (Yep I heard the rumors. I know how you get down nigga) So listen to me LOUD & CLEAR!!! Get on your walker & return quietly to the nursing home and their won't be any problems.

PUNK ASS DJS. Let's get one thing str8. I don't have a problem with Laurica Brown or her radio show " HOT MESS RADIO"(Very fitting title considering 50% of the shit she plays on their is a hot mess) I have a problem with the fact that bitch is boring as hell and she has a tendency to sweep certain topics under the rug when it is brought to her attention and the inablity to ask the right questions to the right artists. To say her show is lackluster is being nice. Within 15 mintues of listening to her monotone voice you feel like you could fall asleep at any moment. (She should try story reading at the local libary to kids under the age of 3 )She needs to do her homework when it comes to broadcasting. It's ashamed that she can't be more entertaining and engaging like Drama Dupree or DJ Baker. (I can honestly say that the guy from the old Clear Eyes commericials would be more entertaining than this bitch)

RAPPERS WHO CAN'T ACCEPT THE TRUTH. The truth is we (Rex Stone, Me,Dj baker,Drama Dupree, Alize Jenkins, etc.) need you and you need us. As much as 09 is turning out to be a breakout year for homohoppers who are doing movies, charting on the Billboard & making appearances on BET documentaries(I see you Tim'm West!) it doesn't erase the fact some people even our own people don't take this genre that serious. I emailed B.Scott in the past to ask him how he can be such an openly and popular gay man but ignore all the hype and success of the homohop genre but will be quick to tell the latest gossip on Beyonce,Tranney Gaga or the REAL House Hos of Atlanta. NO RESPONSE. I've actually seen Perez Hilton at a few parties and I've asked him countless times to give the genre some shine. COMPLETE BRUSHOFF. Even sum of my fellow gay bloggers are turned off by the idea that is unless the gay rapper in question is eye candy of course.(Big upps to you Bry'nt for gettin' it in!) I've also wondered why these divas(Beyonce,J.Lo, Tranney Gaga) that SAY they support the gays and stand by marriage equality but don't have a gay rapper opening up for them or feature a gay rapper on their next chart topping remix.( Action speaks louder than words & not every gay wants to do your makeup or teach you the latest dance the "kids" are doing so you can swagga jack it and put it in your next hot video ) Rappers face the truth... very few of our own people gives a fuck about you and what you are rapping about. You become more interesting to them when you are selling sex, acting a fool or telling the world about DL brothas in the industry that you have fucked around with. So before you are so quick to talk about who needs who. Think about how many people would support your music and tell you the truth about your music. I'm out muthafuckas.

]]>Too much bitchin and not enough rappin!!!!http://www.outhiphop.com/homohops-asshole/2009/8/14/too-much-bitchin-and-not-enough-rappin.htmlOutHipHop.com2009-08-14T14:58:09Z
BITCHASSNESS.......After hyping up all my co-workers at my place of employment last Wednesday for the Kay Slay show I was excited but skeptical at the same time. Much respect to Kay Slay for the whole setup of givin' the listeners the opportuntity to give their fair opinion on the rappers before disclosing their sexuality.(Kudos to yo' fat greasy ass for keepin' the shit 100)I sat at my desk and turned up my XM radio full blast then IT happened. One by one each MC stepped to the mic and]]>Death of a icon.Birth of a new genrehttp://www.outhiphop.com/homohops-asshole/2009/7/17/death-of-a-iconbirth-of-a-new-genre.htmlOutHipHop.com2009-07-17T20:42:59ZHip-hop owes a lot of debts. (That's very obvious with the fucked up economic state that it's in now.) If Hip-hop was a person it would probably be a 40-sumthing black man with 9 kids and 9 baby mammas still living under his momma's roof. (With no income and living off of food stamps)I think hip-hop in general owes a lot of debt to Michael Jackson. Almost every major hip-hop artist has sampled his work or looked up to him for some inspiration. Sadly, June 25,2009 we lost that inspiration as he entered into another dimension.(Another dimension full of eternal happiness, bliss, teenage boys and prescription drugs.) All jokes aside. As we witnessed and mourned the death of an icon the music industry is starting to realize that Homohop is here and it's silently making it's presence known all over the world. It's like a Visa card.(Everywhere you wanna be)We on the major tv networks, radio, HBO tv shows, magazines, blogs, Windows media, Wendy Williams, Walmart, Target and various hardcore hiphop websites.

Already this year we've seen homohoppers making major headlines like never before. We've witnessed the birth of a new radioshow "Hotmess radio" dedicated exclusively to homohop music. Even homohoppers are starting to become more current to mainstream music outlets as we see the likes of Johnny Dangerous and Yo Majesty on MTV2 and VH1. Foxxjazell's "Split Enz"single going into rotation on top 40/AC(Adult Contemporary) radio stations through out the nation. "Pick up the Mic" being a credible source of gay pop culture in a recent episode on a NBC show. Even

]]>Pick Up the Mic or DROP it all together!http://www.outhiphop.com/homohops-asshole/2009/6/16/pick-up-the-mic-or-drop-it-all-together.htmlOutHipHop.com2009-06-16T19:49:15Zbig premiere party just around the corner, I'm happy for the movement. This shows mainstream that we have a serious culture with serious followers. I also know this is gonna open the doors for new followers who didn't know we exist. I know I talk a lotta shit but on sum real ass shit this is HOT! BUT since I'm on the subject of "Pick up the Mic" I can't ignore who needs to drop the mic.

Humility's Hand first comes to mind. I know in my last blog I touched very BRIEFLY on this but I ain't gone sugarcoat the shit anymore. He has no presence on a track. He sounds like he's trying to be too hard. He fucks up any track and yes I do mean ANY track he spits on. (Yes this dude could actually make Jay-Z look wack spittin on a track beside him.)DUDE DROP THE MIC!!!!!! PLEASE!

Psycho Sexy. The name says it all. This kid makes hip-hop in general look bad. Nuff said. DUDE DROP THE MIC!

Miss Teary is still on the fence wit me. I saw how she tore it up for her ATL performance with the Pretty thugz(R.I.P.)BUT]]>