Prince Cat-Eyez! King of the Diss Record! By Khalil Amani

(Gay rapper Prince Cat-Eyez, the Inland Empire Assassin)

Before you say it—yes, I represent Prince Cat-Eyez. I’ve loved his Movement for a long time. My dude has been on his grind for a long minute now, taking on all comers when it comes to putting out diss records. Going back to his diss record (One Hit Blunder) at mainstream artist Khia (My neck, my back ho)—to homophobic Eminem affiliate Trick Trick right on down to gay rapper Twizza (No Threat 2 Me) and trans rapper Pam Jones—Prince Cat-Eyez has been shitting on your favorite rapper with venomous wordplay.

His newest diss record, “Attitude On Fuck It,” is a rebuttal to pretty-boy gay rapper Bry’NT’s diss record (“Fucked Raw”) about gay rapper J.r. and Prince Cat-Eyez—a sort of two-for-one-diss-special that falls way short on really “gettin’ it in.” Don’t get it twisted! I like Bry’Nt! Always have. He’s a relevant dude on the scene, but the “No replies in 2010” is a hard pill to swallow when someone like Prince Cat-Eyez verbally assaults you. A nigga gotta swing back when the femme fatale Kimbo Slice (PCE) starts ghetto brawlin’! Cat-Eyez goes hard-body on Bry’Nt with lines like “Open my mouth and they respect my diction/You open your mouth and they wanna stick they dicks in” or “Sayin' you and Pam is like PB&J is ridiculous/You two on wax is more like gonorrhea and syphilis!” In the words of Black Rob—“Like whoa!”

J.r., The King of Gay Music is on the gaydar of Bry’Nt as well. But again, Bry’Nt is weak when he raps, “Get in the booth and get the fuck off YouTube!” You’ve gotta admit—J.r. is the gay hip-hop version of 50 Cent and his alter ego Curly—he makes you laugh and I suspect even Bry’Nt gets a kick out of those videos. (*See videos “J.r. Meets Bry’Nt” “Bry’Nt Exposed” and the hilariously funny “J.r. Owns Bry’Nt Bow Down Bitch” with those skunks running folk out of the restaurant… fun-ny!)

(Gay rapper J.r., the King of Gay Music)

To add insult unto injury, J. r., a gay rapper not known for lyrical prowess gets it in with his diss record to Bry’Nt called “Skunky”—mocking the dyed patch of hair in a picture of Bry’Nt, reminiscent of some old school rapper of the Kwame ilk.

(Gay rapper Bry'Nt, New York's Hot boy)

Bry’Nt raps “Get in the booth and get the fuck off YouTube!” Curiously, I went over to YouTube and counted the videos that both J.r. and Bry’Nt have and wouldn’t you know it that Bry’Nt has more videos than J.r.!—some thirty (30) videos to J.r.’s twenty-something? Hmmm? The lameness continues with Bry’Nt calling J.r. “Gay R.” Like, aren’t both of you cats gay? To make things “worser”—Bry’Nt “dry-snitches” by repeating what DJ Baker supposedly said about J.r.—I imagine in confidence.

But as lyrics of a dissing nature go, Prince Cat-Eyez is the most succinct rhyme-spitter.

To make it plain—Prince Cat-Eyez is in his element making diss records. Bry’Nt is not! Most of the
gay hip-hop aficionados (Mickey Skillz, DJ Baker and myself) say Prince Cat-Eyez won this round.
As a matter of fact, Prince Cat-Eyez is the reigning undefeated/undisputed gay hip-hop diss champion—with a record of 5-0.

PCE vs. Khia—W
PCE vs. Trick Trick—W
PCE vs. Pam Jones—W
PCE vs. Twizza—W (slayed-lak-a-mug!)
PCE vs. Bry’Nt—W

The biggest reason for Prince Cat-Eyez’s successful slaying of his competition is that he does research—research that most of us who follow gay hip-hop can cosign. As for Bry’Nt suggesting that Cat-Eyez has Multiple Sclerosis is erroneous, when, in fact, those of us who know Prince Cat-Eyez knows that he has Scoliosis—a curvature of the spine. And saying that someone’s mate (in this case, Cat-Eyez’s husband) is “almost dead” is hitting below the belt and taking this hip-hop beef diss shit just a little too serious—a desperate attempt to score points. (*Note to anybody that perceives me as their “enemy”—I wish no harm on anyone—and a long a happy/prosperous life.)

At-the-end-of-the-day, exposing your lyrical enemy’s weaknesses is hip-hop—so long as we keep family out of the equation. Then it becomes personal.

Bry’Nt …dawg! I got love for you (even though I’m not so sure it’s reciprocated). Perhaps you should bring Lasto into the fray and even the playing field ‘cause right now Prince Cat-Eyez and J.r., the King of Gay Music are taking a big fat doo-doo on you!

I asked Pat how and why Prince Cat-Eyez comes up with all those great lines and all he/she the actor could do was throw his/her their hands up in sheer amazement!

Pat said, "Truly, Prince Cat-Eyez is the 'King of the Diss Record!'"